{"id":5,"date":"2008-01-28T17:38:33","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T22:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2026-03-13T16:46:35","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T21:46:35","slug":"you-can-pick-your-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"You can pick your friends&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just received the following instant message from my wife:<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\">\n<blockquote>\n<p>Larsen just informed me that he no longer picks his nose. Also, if he accidently picks a booger, he puts it back in his nose. Good grief!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s my boy! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just received the following instant message from my wife: Larsen just informed me that he no longer picks his nose. Also, if he accidently picks a booger, he puts it back in his nose. Good grief!! That&#8217;s my boy! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weborican.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}